Everyone cross your fingers. I bought a car. All by myself. And I absolutely, thoroughly and completely cannot handle another disaster, so it has to go well. It HAS TO.
And it will because I’m in love. This is Benji, named for his previous owner. He is the car I always wanted. Tell him hi.
Hello Goodbye 
Here’s to you and Benji and many safe, happy adventures together!
You know, the truth is that you really probably could handle another disaster. You’re tough. After all, you had such a mean big brother to help toughen you up all those years.
You’ll be fine. Enjoy your new car. 🙂
Also:
I showed this recently-banned Sesame Street segment to the wife. She said, without me suggesting it, that these were Juli faces.
Which is just what I thought.