What does one do when one runs out of olive juice before the olives? If your suggestion is to learn to drink a cleaner martini, that is no sort of solution. But thanks anyway.
And by the way, these chipotle stuffed olives make a beautiful dirty martini. If you don’t have these, a little pickled jalapeno juice will do a similar kicky trick. Because everybody has that lying around, right?
Anyway, today I had a suspicious mole removed, a procedure that, wonder of wonders, my insurance is (apparently, supposedly) going to cover. So I’ll be drinking my celebratory cocktail with crossed fingers.
Cheers, my friends.