There’s a Congressional Women’s Softball League? I love it. I want to buy some nachos and hit the bleachers. Softball is obviously the great equalizer, and why has no one told us about this before? In fact, there’s a WHOLE organization of such leagues. I’m driving to D.C. I want to watch Ralph Hall slide. And just so you know, I almost broke my ankle sliding when I was twelve, so I’m not mocking here. It’s not easy, people.
You try it.