Here you go, friends who have Facebook. That’s different from Facebook friends. I don’t have any of those. But I’m pretty sure that most of you folks DO have Facebook as well as Facebook friends, which means that you’re much, much closer to making your dreams – and New Year’s resolutions – come true. Congratulations!
Four Simple Steps to Success (or Humiliation):
1. Visit Aherk.
2. Set a goal.
3. Upload a mortifying photo of yourself.
All you have to do is achieve your goal, and that shameful photo will stay a secret. EXCEPT … your success or failure isn’t determined by you. It’s voted on by your Facebook friends. If more than half of them are spiteful people who just want to see you humiliated, then you’re screwed.
We all know that’s what Facebook is all about, people. It’s just a less trashy version of the Jerry Springer habit. No, not for ALL of you. Fine. I hear you, Mom. But you’re out there, Schadenfreudists. It’s a song for a reason.